50 Funny Birthday Messages for Best Friend, Wishes, Greetings

 

Funny Birthday Messages for Best Friend 

1. They say the older you are, the smarter you become. At your age you must be a genius! Happy birthday!
2. As we age looks may fade, but personalities never change. Good thing it’s always been about your personality! Happy birthday.
3. If you’re waiting on your birthday gift, close your eyes and make a wish. Surprise, it’s me! Happy birthday!
4. Stop counting the candles, it will take you until your next birthday to finish! Happy birthday!
5. Happy birthday to the most fabulous woman I know. Oh wait, it’s not my birthday!
6. Happy birthday to an old lady who still knows how to party!
7. You’re still hot after all these years, but not as hot as your cake with all those candles!
8. Your birthday is the perfect time to recognize all your wonderful qualities, including the fact that you’re older than me.
9. Follow These Steps: 1) Eat cake. 2) Eat cake. 3) Eat cake. 4) Repeat until you’ve had a Happy Birthday.
10. I must be insane because I don’t know anyone else crazy enough to endure you! Happy birthday, bestie!
11. Here’s to another year of our silly shenanigans! Happy birthday to my crazy bestie.
12. At this rate, the candles should represent every decade of your life — otherwise, the cake could catch fire if they represented every year. Happy birthday!
13. We may need to call the fire department to help blow out all those candles. Happy birthday!
14. Let’s get to the real reason to celebrate cake! Happy birthday, BFF.
15. We’re both getting old, but who’s counting? Happy birthday!
16. I’m sure you feel pretty lucky to call me a friend. Not everyone is as fortunate as you. Happy birthday!
17. Happy birthday, bestie. I hope you’re not looking for a present because my presence is my precious gift to you.
18. Without you, my therapy bills would be outrageous! Happy birthday, BFF.
19. Don’t focus on getting another year older, just think of it this way: you’re one year closer to getting all those senior citizen perks!
20. Don't worry, they are not gray hairs, they are wisdom highlights. You just happen to be extremely wise!
21. Best friends are awesome, especially yours. Happy birthday, gorgeous!
22. May all your birthday wishes come true — except for the illegal ones.
23. Getting older is inevitable. Growing up is a choice! Happy birthday, to the biggest kid I know.
24. We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence! Happy birthday!
25. Don't think of it as aging, think of it as becoming a classic!
26. You're not getting older...just more refined! Happy birthday.
27. Let the awkward looks and awful singing commence! Happy birthday, friend.
28. I guess it’s true that time flies when you’re having fun. Can’t believe we’ve reached this age! Happy birthday.
29. Is this the year that you’ve decided you’re too old for presents? I sure hope so! Happy birthday, babe!
30. Can’t keep calm, it’s my bestie’s birthday!
31. Let’s get this party started now since we both know we can’t stay up past 9pm!
32. Happy birthday to the baddest chick I know! Well, you might be a hot hen now.
33. Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.
34. Happy birthday to a smart, beautiful and charismatic person. Remember, it takes one to know one.
35. Go, bestie! It’s your birthday and we’re gonna party like it’s your birthday!
36. On this day, many, many decades ago a star was born. Happy birthday, friend!
37. You will always be the Thelma to my Louise! Happy birthday.
38. May all your birthday wishes come true, except the illegal ones!
39. They say we get better with age. Is it true? I wouldn’t know because I’m forever 21! Happy birthday!
40. Having me as your best friend is really all the gift you need. Happy birthday!
41. Happy birthday to someone who is an even bigger diva than me!
42. Happy birthday to the person who still isn’t showing their age…or acting it!
43. Even when we’re 100 years old, we’ll still laugh and gossip like we’re teenagers.
44. Happy birthday to my best friend in the whole wide world!
45. Happy birthday to the only person I’d break a nail for!
46. No matter how old we get, just remember you’ll always be older than me! Happy birthday, old lady.
47. You can always lean on me to mourn the loss of your youth. Happy birthday!
48. If wrinkles are indicative of a life well lived, then you’re definitely living it up! Happy birthday!
49. If you’re expecting a present this year, you’re out of luck. I guess you can always put a bow on my head.
50. I hope you aren’t having a birthday cake this year! We don’t have enough fire extinguishers!